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Our Fruitless Quest for Grace O'Malley

For the past few years, A Reader's Respite has been on what is turning out to be a fruitless quest for a good historical fiction novel about Grace O'Malley.

Who is this Grace O'Malley we speak of?

Why, the infamous Irish pirate, of course.  Her real name was Grainne Ni Mhaille which has (thankfully) been Anglicized to Grace O'Malley.  Born sometime around 1530, Grace was the daughter of a successful and wealthy Irish sea merchant who inherited her father's fleet of ships and promptly took to the seas becoming quite famous for her seamanship and pirating along Ireland's west coast.  She harassed English and Irish alike and eventually history even records a meeting between Grace and England's Elizabeth I where both women made promises to each other that they would eventually break.

Fertile ground for a historical novel, wouldn't you say?



Our quest for some good historical fiction began back in 2008 when we found a copy of Alan Gold's novel, The Pirate Queen.  Ugh.  You can read the review on that disaster, but be sure to put on your flame-retardant undies first....it's a scorcher.  Bad dialog, inconsistencies and questionable characters abounded in that scary book and it was enough to put us off the trail of Grace O'Malley for a good two years.




But in the spirit of never-say-die, A Reader's Respite recently gathered our courage and purchased a copy of Robin Maxwell's novel about Grace, this one entitled The Wild Irish.  We thought the premise was promising:  Maxwell chose to focus on the meeting that took place between Elizabeth I and Grace, allowing Grace to tell her own story.

Despite our misgivings about Grace's story being told in first person narrative, we were game to give it a try.  Things were going quite well until we reached page thirty five, where Elizabeth is given the following line:

"The earls of Leicester and Warwick were my beloved Fric and Frac."

Huh?

What the heck are two ice skaters from the 1930's doing in Queen Elizabeth I's dialog?


That's right, Fric and Frac were a Swedish ice skating comic team that gained enormous popularity when they came to the U.S. in the 1930s.  We're not kidding.

So due to this unfortunate gaffe on page thirty five the remainder of this novel pretty much fell flat for us.  We just couldn't let go of that Fric and Frac thing.  Grace telling her life story to Elizabeth takes up the first half of the novel, while the second half focuses more on the Earl of Essex and his fall from Liz's grace during his unfortunate stay in Ireland.  Because Grace can't tell Essex's story, the POV abruptly changes to third person, where it remains until the author invents a second meeting, many years later, between Liz and Grace (history records no such meeting, by the by), whereupon the narrative swings back to first person again.

We got a tad dizzy from it all, truth to be told.

But A Reader's Respite will not let this latest disaster deter us in our quest.  We're going to find a good book about Grace O'Malley if it kills us.  And at the rate we're going, it just might.


Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum


One of the few mass-market authors that A Reader's Respite truly enjoys is Michael Crichton and we truly mourned his passing last year.

When we learned that an entire finished manuscript was found after his death, we were overjoyed when we learned that Harper would publish it this fall (November 24) with the title Pirate Latitudes. Crichton was, by anyone's standards, a very talented man. A medical doctor who turned to writing, he gave us bestselling novels such as Jurassic Park and wrote television hits like ER.

We miss him.

And we gobbled up Pirate Latitudes faster than a pirate downs a bottle of rum.

Crichton didn't write too much historical fiction. His only other foray into the genre was The First Great Train Robbery, written in 1975. An outstanding novel, by the by.

We wish he'd written more in the genre. Pirate Latitudes is a rollicking romp through the 17th century Caribbean, where Spain and England were battling it out for control and pirates reigned supreme. A Reader's Respite couldn't put it down.


We loved the swashbuckling Captain Hunter as he and his ragtag band of privateers roamed about Port Royal, Jamaica and then set off to steal a fortune in Spanish gold from the impregnable fortress on the island of Matanceros.

Battles at sea, hurricanes, and betrayal combine for a first-rate historical fiction romp through a lawless time and locale. The characters are beguiling and the plot is tight....Crichton was at the top of his game here.

*sigh*

We only wish he had written more.


There was, also found amongst his belongings, another partially finished manuscript found. It's our understanding that Harper's intends to employ a ghost writer to finish the novel and then publish it in the spring under Crichton's name.

Which means, for all intents and purposes, that Pirate Latitudes truly is his last novel. And look soon for the movie version....we understand this one will be a Spielberg film. Woo hoo!







Review: The Pirate Queen

The Pirate Queen: A Novel by Alan Gold.




rating: 1/2 of 5 stars

Book Origination: Purchased at local used-book store


Oh dear. No, really...I mean it. Have you ever run across a novel where you genuinely wondered how it made it to the printing press? Was the editor on vacation that week? Did the publisher call in sick that day? More important, was the author actually paid money for this? How, how, how did this happen?

Last Friday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day (we Americans are so cute this way) and in honor of that, I decided to pull out the novel The Pirate Queen: A Novel, by Alan Gold from the Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa that is my reading pile (no matter that it was at the bottom of the stack and the resultant crash of books could be heard a block away). Never being one to let horrid cover design stop me from reading, I had picked up the book a few weeks ago on a recommendation from the Amazon Historical Fiction Forum....I'll deal with that person later.

The Pirate Queen is ostensibly a novel about Grace O'Malley, an Irish pirate who bedeviled Queen Elizabeth I during her day. The story follows Grace from her childhood on the coast of Ireland, where she was raised sailing upon her father's ships, through adulthood when she became one of the more successful pirates - she commanded a large fleet of ships - of her time. She led fighting men on both land and sea, married twice, and harassed the English merchant trade to the immense chagrin of Queen Elizabeth. Ultimately, Grace ended up meeting with Elizabeth in person and the two strong women reached their own understanding. Truly, her life is a veritable treasure trove for the historical fiction writer. Unfortunately, it did not come together well in this novel.

Character development in the novel is non-existent. For example, Grace's first husband, Donal O'Flaherty, is so one-dimensional it's slightly comical. After an entire year of beating and raping Grace at will, he suddenly becomes loving and docile in the span of two short pages and for no apparent reason. Twenty pages later, however, Donal abruptly appears again and the character has reverted to his evil self again, as if the author forgot his earlier passage.

The reader is offered either simplistic motivations or none at all for Grace's intimate relationships aside from her desire for sex. Her daughter, Margaret, one of the three children history tells us she produced with her first husband Donal, is portrayed as the result of Grace's rather explicit liaison with a Turkish sea captain she captured and held as a "sex-slave" of sorts. The novel describes Grace giving birth to Margaret at sea, while according to legend, it was her son Theobald, a product of Grace's second marriage, who was born at sea. Historical inconsistencies with no author explanation abound throughout the book and listing them all here might take days. Literally.

The dialogue throughout the story is stilted, almost juvenile in manner. All the female characters, including Queen Elizabeth, are crude and crass to the point of embarrassment.
For some unknown reason, characters seem to verbalize everything by screaming and hardly a page goes by without some character emoting their dialogue in this manner. Rarely do they "shout," "cry out," "rage," "yell," or even "fume." Instead, we read passages such as
"'WHAT!' she screamed." Followed two sentences later by "'The f****** Mac Mahons dare to visit my lands!' she screamed at him." No character seems to have escaped from the screaming thing and I feel quite deaf from reading it all.

But perhaps what I found most unforgivable was what I'll call historical plagiarism: attributing the recorded and known words of one personage in history to another.
"Yes, I may only have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and mind of a sea captain..."
Grace O'Malley addressing her crew
The Pirate Queen
Those of you who are familiar with Tudor history will immediately recognize this quote as Elizabeth I's Tilbury speech, when she is recorded as saying
"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and a king of England, too."
Elizabeth I, Tilbury, 1588
Evidently, the author couldn't come up with any original words to give his poor heroine and it is at this point that the novel loses all integrity.

Reading historical fiction is always a bit tricky. The liberties an author takes (after all, it is fiction) may, with exceptional writing, be forgiven. In the case of The Pirate Queen, however, the reader is assaulted with both poor writing and grave historical inaccuracies. I could not in good conscious recommend this book to anyone whose friendship I value.

For those interested in Grace's fantastical life, I would steer them towards either the definitive non-fiction biography, Granuaile, Ireland's Pirate Queen by Anne Chambers or the superior work of Pirate Queen, by Morgan Llywelyn.

By the way, look for a feature film about Grace to appear in 2009...I expect we'll be hearing a lot more about this forgotten Irish pirate in the near future.

Title: The Pirate Queen
Author: Alan Gold
358 pages
ISBN: 0-451-21744-6 (trade pbk.)
Publisher: Penguin Group
Date: 2006