Hey, at least they're honest.
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WTF Wednesday
After being out of the country (and away from the all-mighty internet) for a few days, A Reader's Respite opened our feed reader to find the following posts about one particular, shall-remain-nameless, book:
- 37 glowing reviews of the same novel, which shall remain nameless here;
- 4 Guest Posts from author of said nameless novel;
- 25 Giveaways and/or contests surrounding said nameless novel;
- and a partridge in a pear tree.
While we applaud this author's masterful
Or, we could just laugh and say WTF.....
WTF Wednesday (on a Thursday)
We're slightly disturbed that a billboard is required to get this information across.
WTF Wednesday
Found over in the archives of The Inkwell Bookstore, where in light of the recent trend of designing classic books with more risque covers to appeal to a broader market, they asked their readers to submit some ideas of their own.
Head on over to see the results and have a good chuckle.....
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A Holiday WTF Wednesday
We hear you can get a killer deal on Christmas lights after the holiday is over......
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WTF Wednesday
Today's WTF Wednesday is all about impediments to reading. A Reader's Respite has discovered a few important barriers to reading a good book this morning.....
#1. Die-cast toy cars shoved down a toilet causing it to clog and overflow all over the bathroom. If you don't have small children this one shouldn't be a problem for you. If you do have small children, we would suggest locking them out of all bathrooms until they are 15.
do NOT allow anyone to give your child these satan-inspired pieces of metal they mislabel "toys"
oh sure, it looks clean now, but an hour ago this room looked like Armageddon struck
#2. Broom heads that insidiously unwind themselves as you're sweeping until they fall off into your nice little dirt pile, scattering it everywhere and causing you to start all over from scratch.
piece of cr*p
Our answer to this problem?
also works well on children if you don't mind fielding a few questions from Child Protective Services
#3. Laundry. Seriously, what goes on around this joint? Are people changing outfits 3 times each day just for kicks?
dirty clothes breed when you're not looking
All A Reader's Respite wanted to do today is curl up with a good book. WTF?
#1. Die-cast toy cars shoved down a toilet causing it to clog and overflow all over the bathroom. If you don't have small children this one shouldn't be a problem for you. If you do have small children, we would suggest locking them out of all bathrooms until they are 15.
do NOT allow anyone to give your child these satan-inspired pieces of metal they mislabel "toys"
oh sure, it looks clean now, but an hour ago this room looked like Armageddon struck#2. Broom heads that insidiously unwind themselves as you're sweeping until they fall off into your nice little dirt pile, scattering it everywhere and causing you to start all over from scratch.
piece of cr*pOur answer to this problem?
also works well on children if you don't mind fielding a few questions from Child Protective Services
dirty clothes breed when you're not lookingAll A Reader's Respite wanted to do today is curl up with a good book. WTF?
WTF Wednesday
Okay.Starting the timer.....NOW.
....22 minutes have passed. *Checking behind for firmness*
I got nuthin'. About as firm as a bowl of tapioca.
*Off to call the FCC to complain about false advertising*
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WTF Wednesday
Agnes Sorel: The Breast and Crotch That Changed History?
Really?
From the book description:
"Armed with breasts of unrivaled magnificence she used her cunning crotch to influence history forever ... Agnes shares her sexual secrets within the pages of this book. Check it out. You will love her dazzling breasts and clever crotch."
Oh, this is just priceless. Who's up for a group read?
(Thanks, Susan and Misfit. You're awesome.)
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WTF Wednesday
Completely non-book related. But we couldn't resist sharing. Who loves you, baby?
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WTF Wednesday
Did Michael Phelps get a dog? Help us out here 'cause we don't get this.
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Book chosen for the GoodReads European Royalty Group's read for the month of July.
I'll let you ponder that for a while.
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Geez, everyone I know participates in a weekly meme. A Reader's Respite just hadn't found one that fits us until now.
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