Someone is actually selling these signs on Etsy for $10 apiece. I'd probably have more to say on this except when I stumbled across it in interwebz hell, I rolled my eyes so far back into my head that one of my eyeballs stuck there making it difficult for me to even type this post, let alone finish reading the new (and hopefully - please, dear God - final) book in the Outlander series, Written in My Own Heart's Blood.
I'm only half through the 848-page tome, but I believe I can safely deliver this shocking teaser that illustrates the literary genius we are dealing with.....are you ready?.......wait for it......
The ghost of someone's penis makes an appearance.
That's all I have to say. You'll have to wait for the detailed review if you want to know more about this masterpiece of fiction that has women across America in tears. And watchful for penis ghosts.