A Proper Halloween

A Reader's Respite originally had planned a whole slew of spooky Halloween reviews throughout the month of October.  Due to, ahem, some technical difficulties (oddly enough, not with Blogger this time but within our own short-circuiting brain) it simply did not happen this year.  The best laid plans.....

But in the never-say-die spirit (double entendre there....look at us, back in the game!) we do want to share our favorite Halloween read this year.



When we first read about this almost-forgotten mystery first published in 1945 over at Kittling: Books, we ordered it immediately.  Really, what's more fun than a proper British mystery, ala Agatha Christie?

And for those of you who love a little mystery with their mystery, you'll be intrigued to know that author Maureen Sarsfield is a bit of a mystery herself.  After publishing two successful mystery novels, she simply vanished.  No one knows what became of her, whether it was a pen name, or even if she simply passed away.  Intriguing, no?

Murder at Shots Hall is a hoot of a romp through the English countryside where a local heart-breaker named Flik is accused of a series of murders occurring around town.

Despite Flik's annoying habit of making every man she meets fall madly in love with her (and yes, it did indeed become annoying after a while), the mystery is a sound one and like most British mysteries, it's the eccentric cast of secondary characters that make this short novel  (191 pages) worth reading.  From the Detective Sergeant Arnoldson who is out to convict Flik of anything he can hang his hat on, to Camilla Pain-Wentworth who, it is said, would "flirt with a broomstick if it wore trousers," there is a fun array of possible suspects to choose from when local folks start turning up dead.

Our favorite?  Sergeant Congreve, local law enforcement with a knack for seeing through the bullshit and making us laugh out loud.  His initial written report after the first murder:

"Report from Sgt. Congreve.  All except the following, in and around Shotshall, had alibis for the night of December 1st between the hours of 19:45 and 21:00:  Capt. Belairs, who said he was in his house reading.  Miss Chattock, of Shots Hall, who said she was in her house doing nothing.  Mrs. Ashely who said what she was doing but it is not proven.  Mrs. Vale who said she was asleep in front of her fire which had gone out.  Harry Fewsey the butcher who was cutting up meat in his shop and said anyone ought to have been able to hear him doing it only no one did.  Winnie Marsh who said she had one round the corner, which one she would not say, to meet a boyfriend she won't say either as it is not her regular one Bill Ellison, and she said not to tell about it as Bill Ellison would be mad."

What's not to love?  Even if you figure out whodunnit, the fun is in the getting there.

Happy Halloween!

A Royal Scandal

Title:  The King's Mistress
Author:  Emma Campion
Publisher:  Crown
464 pages
ISBN:  978-0307589255
Source:  Amazon Vine Program
Grade:  B








Royal scandals - even ones that took place several hundred years ago - are a guaranteed way to sell a book. The trick, for the savvy historical fiction author, is finding a royal scandal that hasn't been done over and over and over and over. And over. (Seriously.  One more dysfunctional Tudor might send us over the edge.)

Enter new historical fiction author Emma Campion who has capitalized on her medieval and Anglo-Saxon literature education by writing a novel about the villified and scandalous mistress of England's King Edward III.

Eddie, you old goat.

Her name was Alice Perrers and she was a simple commoner who history has largely forgotten. What little is known about her has been anything but flattering and a handful of historical novelists have vilified her even more over the years.

Campion turns it all around and wonders what if Alice Perrers wasn't the evil seductress that history records her to be?

So here's the history:  Edward III ruled England for fifty (!) years in the mid 14th-century.  He was married to a lovely and popular woman by the name of Philippa of Hainault, who was a baby-making machine, giving birth to fourteen children throughout their marriage.

 Queen Philippa

But men being men (and kings being kings), when Philippa became ill and virtually incapacitating (gee, could it have been related to punching out FOURTEEN babies?), Eddie developed a wandering eye.  Enter Alice Perrers, a merchants wife that caught Eddie's fancy and became his mistress.

Evidently Alice made Eddie quite happy because he lavished her gifts, land, jewelry and money.  Lots of it.  And as you can probably imagine, this didn't sit too well with Eddie's kids and other greedy nobles sitting in the corner wanting their piece of the pie.  In Eddie's waning days, much was made over Alice's control over the King and her enrichment of herself and her friends.

In fact, after Eddie kicked the bucket, Alice was even put on trial and lost most of her lands.

New historical fiction author Emma Campion takes a new tact....she surmises that Alice wasn't the devil in disguise history makes her out to be and was really a victim in the whole mess.  And she's got a good premise here because really, if Alice was just a commoner, how much choice would she have had in the matter if the King of England decided he wanted her to decorate his bed?  Probably not much if she valued what little she had in life.

But like all good things, it's possible to go too far and that is exactly what this otherwise well-written novel suffers from:  too much goody-two-shoes Alice.  While it is indeed likely that Alice wasn't entirely evil, there is  usually a kernel of truth buried inside of all historical reputations.  As the novel continues, the reader's faith in Alice's saintliness wears thin.



Saccharine aside, Campion has a good grasp of the era and passes that on to the reader in easily digestible fiction.  If you have an interest in this time period, we'd recommend this novel.  Her writing is solid and interest doesn't wane throughout the book.  Worth your time if you're a history buff!

Review Mishaps




The Literary Guild review went something like this.....

"...what Stephen King would write like, if Stephen King could write."

Even great reviewers step in it every once in a while.


*(For the few who don't know, Richard Bachman is a pen name of Stephen King.)








RIP: Shutter Island

Title:  Shutter Island
Author:  Dennis Lehane
Publisher:  Harper Collins
Format: Unabridged Audiobook
Narrator:  Tom Stechschulte
ASIN:  B001NJ5XM2
Length:  9 hours, 38 minutes
Source:  Personal Copy
Grade: A






A Reader's Respite came close to missing this gem of a thriller.  Why?  Because some idiots out in Hollywood decided that Dennis Lehane's novels make good movies (well, based on Mystic River, they're probably right).  But while we didn't see Shutter Island on film, we did see the movie trailer, which presented the tale as a scary, scary horror-type movie.  A Reader's Respite was just turned off, Leo or no.

Is it just us, or does he still look like he's 12 years old?  (a 12 year old with a beard, that is)

So now it's time to set the record straight:  Shutter Island is NOT a horror story in any way, shape or form.  It is, however, a fabulously executed thriller that gets the old heart pumping.

The time?  The 1950s.

The place?  Shutter Island, a small government island in Boston Harbor.

The set-up?  Two U.S. Marshals are sent out to Shutter Island - where the government runs an asylum for the criminally insane - to investigate the disappearance of a female patient.  Not all is what it seems to be at Shutter Island and things go very much bump-in-the-night as the two marshals get caught up in a creepy mystery and a hurricane descends upon the Eastern Seaboard, effectively cutting off Shutter Island from the rest of the world.

Sandy recommended this on audio and she was spot on, as usual.  Our narrator is pitch-perfect and Dennis Lehane hits another one out of the ballpark.

Highly, highly recommended!


A Reader's Respite Creep-O-Meter:


It's enough to make us want to start a journal....

Well, almost.

We're not the journaling type.  But if we were, A Reader's Respite would have to write in this:



These folks make these in Estonia.  Which just makes it even cooler.

Feeling Presidential

Title: Washington: A Life
Author: Ron Chernow
Publisher: Penguin Press
904 pages
ISBN: 978-1594202667
Source: Publicist
Grade: B+


If A Reader's Respite has been a little quiet in the blogosphere lately, we blame it entirely on renowned biographer Ron Chernow.  The wretched man has gone an written another epic-sized biography, this time covering the life of George Washington.

Now you might think that at 904 pages, Washington: A Life caused A Reader's Respite to slip into a coma.  But it didn't and that is why we call Ron Chernow a wretched man.....the book was fascinating.  Long, to be sure, but utterly fascinating.  Chernow didn't content himself with regurgitating the same old biographical information here.  Instead, he went after new information and insights contained in a slew of newly released letters and journals written by the Old Man himself.

Still, in the hands of any other biographer the information might be coma-inducing.  Thank the book-gods that Chernow is never boring.  His respect for America's first President is evident throughout the book, but he doesn't hesitate to reveal Washington's innate flaws:  the man was petulant, ambitious and arrogant to the extreme with an inferiority complex borne out of his Colonist background.

We think you can somewhat see Washington's lazy eye in this portrait

In other words, he may have turned out to be an idolized figure of American history, but he wasn't a likable man.  Chernow paints a portrait of a brash young man who matured into an astute military leader...one that was needed for America to emerge as a country.  In many ways, this portrait of Washington is a portrait of who we are as a nation today (that petulant, ambitious and arrogant thing again).

Don't be intimidated by the books length and scholarly presentation.  You do not have to ensconce yourself in a leather chair by the fire, wearing a worn tweed jacket and smoking a pipe to get the most from this biography.  Like all of Chernow's remarkable biographies, it's accessible and highly readable for anyone who has ever wondered about our first President.  (No, he didn't cut down a cherry tree.  Yes, he did have false teeth, but they were ivory, not wood.)

Eeeeeewwwwwww!

And if you've never heard of the U.S. Presidents Reading Project, go check it out.  It's a perpetual reading project challenging bibliophiles and history buffs to read one book about each of our U.S. Presidents.  Washington: A Life happens to be a perfect way to start.

RIP: The Thirteenth Tale

Title:  The Thirteenth Tale
Author:  Diane Setterfield
Publisher:  Atria
416 pages
ISBN:  978-0743298020
Source:  Personal Copy
Grade:  B-




A Reader's Respite has been saving this novel by Diane Setterfield for this Halloween season and we weren't disappointed.  A tad creepy, gothic mystery all wrapped up with literary references, it's a good choice for a Halloween read.

Famed and uber-mysterious author Vida Winter is dying.  After years of whimsically making up stories about her virtually unknown past, she's decided to set the record straight and recruits a very reluctant biographer, Margaret Lea, to take down the story.  Margaret begins to uncover all sorts of creepy things in Vida's past and a story within a story soon unfolds.

And what exactly is Vida Winter's story?



Abandoned English estates, obsession, madness, lost fortunes and lost loves is all we're going to tell you. Those who don't take well to wind-swept moors may find the melodrama a bit over the top but if you're a fan of creepy settings this one's for you. While it may not be the best literary fiction to hit the stands in decades, it's certainly a worthwhile get-in-the-mood-for-Halloween story.




Think gothic Rebecca with a bit of Flowers in the Attic creepiness and a dose of Jane Eyre thrown in for good measure and you'll have a pretty good feel for this novel.







 How it fared on A Reader's Respite's CREEP O' METER



Yet Another Fitzgerald Pot-Shot




As critical as Fitzgerald was of other author's works, he was apparently inept when it came to titling his own novels.  Among the titles he floated for his most famous novel:

The High-Bouncing Lover  
On the Road to West Egg  
Trimalchio
Gold-Hatted Gatsby

Finally convinced by both his wife and editor that The Great Gatsby was the best title, Fitzgerald made one last, frantic attempt to change the title to Under the Red, White and Blue.  His editor told him it was too late and later Fitzgerald said, "the title is only fair, rather bad than good."

Make what you will of all the analytic term papers written by students divining the meaning of Fitzgerald's choice of title.