Good versus Bad

Good Celebrity Book Deal

Betty White signed a two-book deal with Putnam Group to pen her autobiography to be called Listen Up!  We're listening, Betty!

Bad Celebu-tard Book Deal

Spencer Pratt (who is this person anyway, aside from someone with an alarmingly appropriate surname?) is shopping for a publisher for a tell-all book about his short marriage with some other obscure celebu-tard.  Why would he want to air his dirty laundry?  

According to Pratt, "My last book, 'How to Be Famous,' didn't make the New York Times Best-Seller list because it was in the self-help section."

Hmmm Spencer....are you absolutely sure that was the reason it didn't make the list?  Just sayin'.

1 comment:

  1. Cannot believe a publisher would give that idiot one book deal, let alone two! Who would buy it?? Waste of good paper, if you ask me.

    I'm supposed to be reading The Strain and here I am farting around online. Ok, ok, going back to it!


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