Good Celebrity Book Deal
Betty White signed a two-book deal with Putnam Group to pen her autobiography to be called Listen Up! We're listening, Betty!
Bad Celebu-tard Book Deal
Spencer Pratt (who is this person anyway, aside from someone with an alarmingly appropriate surname?) is shopping for a publisher for a tell-all book about his short marriage with some other obscure celebu-tard. Why would he want to air his dirty laundry?
According to Pratt, "My last book, 'How to Be Famous,' didn't make the New York Times Best-Seller list because it was in the self-help section."
Hmmm Spencer....are you absolutely sure that was the reason it didn't make the list? Just sayin'.