Pee Your Pants Funny

For those of you living in your pop-culture cave (like A Reader's Respite usually is), allow us to introduce you to Justin Halpern's book, Sh*t My Dad Says.

Justin is the twenty-something kid (we are showing our age here by referring to anyone in their twenties as a "kid") who moved back in with his parents last year.  He started posting the hysterical things his 74 year old father says on Twitter and before you know it, bam....he found himself with a book deal and development of a new sit-com.  Only in America, eh?

Justin's dad -- and his sayings -- are succinct, profane, and utterly funny.  Pee in your pants funny.  Our favorite so far?

A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed. 

(from Shit My Dad Says)


Follow Justin on Twitter for a good laugh....