R.I.P.

A Reader's Respite doesn't often post about reading challenges.  But if there's one yearly challenge that sets the standard by which all other challenges are measured, it would be the annual R.I.P. Challenge hosted by Carl of Stainless Steel Droppings fame.



If you've never participated, this is the time to join the annual fun.  This year, Carl has added some fun options including a short story challenge and a scary movie challenge for those of you who like your fright on the big screen.

What will A Reader's Respite be reading?

The Acquisitions Department

Date:  August 31, 2010
Prepared by:  The Acquisitions Department for A Reader's Respite
Subject:  August Acquisitions


"More books?  What the hell is wrong with you?"

We haven't released an aquisitions report around here for quite some time.  That's because our blog secretary has been up to his (lovely) ass in new-to-us books.  He says we couldn't possibly squeeze another book into this house.  We say books are like Jello shots: there's always room for more.

If we'd stop sucking these down, we'd probably get more books read.  Random thought.

So what books have wormed their way onto our shelves lately?  Take a look....



Redcoat, by Bernard Cornwell.  It's 1777 in Philadelphia.  It was, to quote the back cover, "...a time of bloody retribution, men and women caught in the crossfire of love, loyalty, and ambition.  Many survived the warfare - but could they survive their dreams?"  A Reader's Respite simply must know if they survived their dreams.  Found in a fabulous used bookstore (which, by the by, is for sale if you're interested) in Kent, Washington. 



The Lacuna, by Barbara Kingsolver.  Despite the fact that we have yet to find a Barbara Kingsolver novel we could actually finish, hope springs eternal.   This one is historical fiction in Mexico, so we have high hopes....don't you dare disappoint us, Babs.  Especially since we paid full price for this one.



Skippy Dies, by Paul Murray.  A coming-of-age novel, this is a boarding school, murder mystery with a humorous bent.  We saw it over at Amazon's Vine Program and couldn't resist the snazzy blurb-reviews.  Not sure why we always fall for those blurbs, but perhaps this will be the exception to the blurbs-are-always-a-big-fat-lie rule.



The King's Way, by Francoise Chanedernagor.  Historical fiction novel featuring the notorious Madame de Maintenon, mistress and queen in all but name to Louis XIV.  Our version is the English translation, thankyouverymuch.  Published back when trade paperbacks still sold for $8.95 (1981, in case you were wondering), we found this one skillfully hidden in a tower of used books. Squee!


To list the rest of the some two dozen books we acquired this month would only be a lesson in shame for us.  We'll quit now while we're ahead.

What Would Scarlett Do?

A few months back, a new release by Leila Meacham called Roses caught our attention and we rushed to download the book on to the nefarious Amazonian Devil Device.  A Reader's Respite then promptly forgot all about it.  We do this far too frequently these days.  Perhaps it's the booze a degenerative brain disorder caused by mold and dust in old books.  Whatever the cause, the result is dozens and dozens of books purchased and then forgotten about, unread, until we stumble across them months - even years - later and find ourselves scratching our head and wonderding, "Now why the hell did we buy that?"


Anyhoo, we recently stumbled across Meacham's Roses and figured we'd better read it quick before Amazon comes up with some small print that allows them to randomly delete unread books from the Kindle.  (We're pretty sure that's coming, but we'll save our rant for another post.)

The story is one of those big ol' family sagas that cover a few generations of the same families.  Set in Texas (isn't it an obscure literary rule that family sagas MUST take place in Texas?) in the early 1900s, the story follows three families in a small town --- their fortunes, their losses, their loves, their tragedies, two world wars (and one in Korea thrown in for good measure).  You get the picture.  We've heard it compared to The Thorn Birds and Gone With the Wind.

Meacham gets the saga part right, no doubt about it.  Mary Tolliver, Percy Warwick and Ollie DuMont make for a perfect love triangle as the saga plays out....affairs, misunderstandings, untimely deaths.  Meacham writes supremely well and gives us no cause for complaint.

So why didn't we like this novel?

Mary Tolliver.  We hated her.  It's impossible to like a character who makes stupid decisions for stupid reasons.  We wanted to crawl into the pages and slap that woman silly.  And all her descendants, too.  The Tolliver Curse we kept hearing about throughout the book?  We'll tell you what that curse was:  stupidity.

Like Scarlett O'Hara, Mary had a love of the land and her family plantation...a love that eclipsed all common sense and rational thinking.  So why did Mary drive us crazy and Scarlett endear us?  Because Scarlett had a compelling reason - twisted, but compelling - for every action she took.  We understood Scarlett.  We may have been frustrated, but we always understood her.



So what would Scarlett have done in Roses?

She would have dumped the cotton as soon as it was no longer profitable, turned the plantation into a money making machine, shot Percy's dumb-ass wife to get her out of the way, married him and then made his sorry-assed life miserable while she reaped the rewards.  No whining.

Scarlett rocks.

A Lifetime of Dystopia

A Reader's Respite has always been smitten with dystopian literature.  There's just something eerie and compelling about imagining how our world might look down the road.  There's a moral to every story, so to speak, and we're a sucker for a tale that makes us think long and hard about the direction society is taking.

But dystopia isn't just for grown-ups anymore.  In fact, A Reader's Respite has enjoyed a handful of dystopic fiction over the past few months and has discovered there's good reading for every age group.....


Pre-Teen Readers



Author Mark Dunn has written a charming dystopic tale intended for the pre-teen, but entirely enjoyable for anyone of any age who enjoys the complexity of language.  This charming story features a protagonist by the name of Ella Minnow Pea who lives in a future Utopian society called Nollop, a fictional island off the coast of the Carolinas that was founded to honor Nevin Nollop who was the first man to come up with the sentence


This sentence is, of course, the first to use every letter of the English alphabet.

Written in the epistolary format (entirely in correspondence between characters), Ella Minnow Pea explores what happens when an oligarchy runs amok.  When letters of the famous sentence begin falling off the town's statue of Nevin Nollop, the local government take this as a divine sign that Nevin no longer approves of that letter.  Therefore, the letter is subsequently banned from usage.

As more and more letters fall off, the results are immediately evident in Ella's correspondence.  Author Dunn is brilliant with his creative use of language and it helps to have a dictionary handy as more and more creative word substitutions are used as the story progresses.

Ella's realization of the horrible consequences of her government's actions make for many thoughtful discussions and ultimately, this book is a wonderful introduction to dystopic fiction while still retaining it's charm.


Teen Readers



If you haven't heard of the Hunger Games trilogy written by Suzanne Collins, you're missing out on the latest Twilight-like phenomenon amongst teens.  The trilogy begins with the introduction of a future society in North America where dictatorship reigns supreme and each year, as punishment for a long-distant rebellion, each district subjugated by the Capitol is required to produce two children via lottery who will then be thrown in an arena with the children from the other districts to fight to the death.



All three of the books manage to keep the plot very, very taut and fast-paced, engaging readers immediately and keeping their attention throughout.  While not likely to be winning any serious literary awards, Collins' books are to be applauded for their strong characters and strong moral fiber.



Despite the fame and money that came with the instant popularity of these books, the author maintained her writing and character integrity throughout.  Unlike other series of books that became teen phenomenons, Collins didn't compromise quality for churning out books.   For that alone, she's a winner in our book.


Adult Readers



And so we come to the mother of dystopic fiction:  Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale.  Only Atwood could combine beauty and fear in such a poetic, yet accessible, novel.  The Handmaid's Tale imagines a future society in which religion has been taken to the extreme and governs our society.  Specifically, she imagines a woman's role in this future world.

Reduced to highly regulated categories and completely subjugated by men, women are forced into roles chosen for them and their destinies are no longer their own.  And because propagation of the human race is of the utmost importance, fertile women are often designated Handmaids: dehumanized baby machines who are passed around amongst important men solely to produce a child.

While the concept is horrifying in and of itself, it is Atwood's telling of this tale that chills the reader to the bone.  Told entirely from one Handmaid's perspective, she masterfully reveals only tantalizing details of her life in bits and pieces, leaving the reader to put the puzzle together and realize the full extent of this completely plausible scenario.

Atwood's story is one you simply never forget.  Novels may come and go over the years, but the emotional impact of The Handmaid's Tale stays with the reader long after the last page is turned.

If you've never picked up a dystopian novel, any one of these books are well worth your time and reading effort.  The genre is an important one and not to be missed.

Good versus Bad

Good Celebrity Book Deal




Betty White signed a two-book deal with Putnam Group to pen her autobiography to be called Listen Up!  We're listening, Betty!



Bad Celebu-tard Book Deal



Spencer Pratt (who is this person anyway, aside from someone with an alarmingly appropriate surname?) is shopping for a publisher for a tell-all book about his short marriage with some other obscure celebu-tard.  Why would he want to air his dirty laundry?  

According to Pratt, "My last book, 'How to Be Famous,' didn't make the New York Times Best-Seller list because it was in the self-help section."

Hmmm Spencer....are you absolutely sure that was the reason it didn't make the list?  Just sayin'.

Really? A Musical?

As much as A Reader's Respite worships Diana Gabaldon's Outlander Series, we're pretty sure we could have done without this.....

Outlander: The Musical.

For reals.


Subtle Coming of Age Storytelling.....

Author:  John Knowles
Genre:  Classic American Literature
208 pages
ISBN:  
978-0553280418

Source:  Personal Copy
Grade:  A-



A Separate Peace is the critically acclaimed novel by John Knowles, first published in 1959, in which a man returns to his former New England prep school and finds himself engulfed in memories of the pivotal summer of 1942 and the events that took place amongst schoolmates that would change their lives forever.  This was Knowles' first novel and it grew out of an earlier short story he wrote entitled "Phineas."

Tantalizing hints are dropped throughout the first chapter as Gene rediscovers the geography of his alma mater and within the next few chapters, the reader is transported back in time as Gene recounts that strange school year when WWII was raging across the Atlantic.

Disparate in personality is Phineas, Gene's best friend and yet, strangely, also his adversary in that mysterious,  pubescent-boy manner.  Phineas is wealthy, free-spirited, confident, a born leader, and quite the opposite of Gene in every way.  Despite their close friendship, something happens during that summer of 1942 that fundamentally changes the man Gene would become.

This now classic novel is subtle yet gripping throughout.  Knowles masterfully manipulates the story using surprisingly little words (the novel is less than 200 pages in it's entirety), each one carefully chosen for maximum impact.  In the end, it is a careful character study and while Gene is certainly the protagonist of the story, it is Phineas with whom you will fall in love.  Rarely have we encountered a character so wittily sophisticated, full of live with complicated demons lurking under the surface.

The title of the novel, interestingly enough, comes from Hemingway's classic novel, A Farewell to Arms, in which a soldier fighting in WWI notes "I have made a separate peace" with the enemy he is fighting.  A poignant title that has much relevance to the themes that Knowles explores.

Ultimately, this novel questions our responsibility for our own actions.....something we all need reminding of now and then.

Top Ten Reasons for NOT Finishing The Brothers Karamazov



A Reader's Respite tried.  We really did.  But honestly, did we really expect to finish a 800 page novel that quite literally puts us to sleep every three paragraphs?  At this rate, it would take us approximately 5 years to finish.

Here is our list of top ten reasons for not finishing The Brothers Karamazov.....


  1. It's disloyal to Tolstoy.
  2. We need to rest our eyes before our upcoming Lasik surgery.
  3. We wouldn't want to turn into a book snob.
  4. Big Kid thought the hardcover version solid enough to serve as a second base in the back yard.
  5. Any novel featuring a mystic Russian monk is simply foreshadowing Rasputin.
  6. Sarah Palin is planning on banning it in 2012.
  7. A dozen diminutive names per character is just plain annoying. (Alexei is also known as Alyosha, Alyoshka, Alyoshenka, Alyoshechka, Alexeichick, Lyosha, Lyoshenka)
  8. It might encourage other pesky Russians to write repetitive drivel.
  9. The garbage needs to be taken out.  (Mr. RR raises his eyebrows)
  10. The oil needs to be changed in the car.  (Mr. RR falls over in a dead faint)

Book Bundle: Edith Wharton


The Brave Escape of Edith Wharton is a lovely biography targeted for pre-teens.  Well researched yet completely accessible, Connie Nordhielm Wooldridge captures Wharton's privileged, upper-class New York upbringing in a delightful manner.  Each page of this 152 book features fascinating photos of Wharton's childhood, her marriage, and the places and people who featured so prominently in her now classic works of fiction.

Although the book is clearly aimed for a younger audience, A Reader's Respite was delighted by the photos throughout the book chronicling Wharton's life and career.  Wooldridge doesn't overly-sanitize Wharton's life either:  her unhappy marriage (and subsequent extramarital affair) is addressed frankly and with sensitivity.  This short biography would make an especially lovely gift for a young girl in your life if coupled with one of Wharton's novels.

We'd recommend.....



Ethan FromeA Reader's Respite became so nostalgic for some Wharton after reading Wooldridge's biography that we instinctively reached for her famous novella, Ethan Frome.  Unlike many of Wharton's other novels that were critical satires of upper-crust New York society at the turn of the century, Ethan Frome is set in rural Massachusetts, a place that Edith would eventually call home when she built her famous home, The Mount, in Lenox, Massachusetts.



Wharton's famous home, The Mount

The unnamed narrator of this novella finds himself inadvertently stuck for the harsh winter in the rural New England town of Starkfield and while there, he becomes intent on discovering the truth of the oft-gossiped-about tragedy of a local man, Ethan Frome.  The gently unfolding plot reveals Ethan's long-ago attempt to break free from his stoic and passionless New England life and the ultimate tragedy resulted, changing not only his own life, but the lives of those closest to him forever.

Wharton's trademark social and moral commentary is quite subtle in Ethan Frome, but that doesn't make it any less powerful.  The tragedy of Ethan's life could apply to anyone - man or woman - and in our own century as much as Wharton's.  It's called a timeless classic and it is just that.

A mere 118 pages in paperback, this classic is a wonderful introduction to Wharton's powerful descriptive style and her marvelous characterization.  As the first female novelist to win the Pulitzer Prize, Wharton is as relevant today as she was popular in her own time.

Dating by the Book



Single?  Looking for that perfect someone? Not so single but still looking for that perfect someone? (Hey, who are we to judge?)  A Reader's Respite has found the answer to all of your dating problems:




Alikewise is dating by the book.  That's right...you choose your dates based upon your reading preferences.  It's a free service and A Reader's Respite is absolutely convinced that if we search long enough, we'll find literary heroes hidden inside, just waiting for a date.

Hmmmm.....Jamie Frasier....Mr. Darcy....John Corey.....the possibilities are endless, aren't they?




Postscript:

Our literary hero search is proving fruitless.  Then again, do you think we'd tell you if it weren't?

The Red Queen

Title:  The Red Queen
Author:  Philippa Gregory
Genre:  Historical Fiction
400 pages
ISBN:  978-1416563723
Source:  Copy provided by publisher
Grade:  C+


Author Philippa Gregory (The Boleyn Girl, The White Queen) is rapidly becoming the Danielle Steel of historical fiction.  Her latest novel, The Red Queen, revives her same tried and true formula, this time featuring Margaret Beaufort, mother to England's King Henry VII.

Margaret's story picks up during her childhood and, in the now trademark Gregory fashion, follows her life via a first person narrative as Margaret schemes and intrigues her way through the Wars of the Roses.  The major highlights of this turbulent period of British history are all covered here, even if Gregory's historical accuracy misses the mark at times. 

Gregory's formulamatic approach has a distinct positive side to it:  readers know exactly what to expect.  No surprise writing style that disappoints fans of her previous novels.  And truthfully, this is a rather smart move on Gregory's part.  Not only does it keep her fans coming back for more, but it makes for easy-peasy writing.  Just take the same basic outline (her "formula") and fill in the blanks with a different setting and different characters.  When the writing becomes easier, the books start coming off the presses at a faster rate....the publisher makes more money, the author makes more money, and the fans keep flocking in.  What's not to love?

The downside is that writers like Gregory and Steel, while prolific, are never going to win a Pulitzer.  These books don't present any new information or have anything profound at their core.  Readers looking for a unique or controversial take on historical figures need not apply here.

But if it's a Gregory book you're of a mind to read, this one won't disappoint.  The novel was released in the U.S. today and is available in bookstores everywhere.